It’s hard to drive down Kings Way without noticing the little shack on the corner of Park Street that houses Wise Guys Pizza N Pasta. It feels like it’s been there forever, yet I’d never tried it.
Now that I’m writing for this site, it seemed like a great excuse to finally check it out and write about it!
The first time I ordered a Large Mafioso and a Large Garlic Flatbread via UberEats. This was far too much food for one person, I can’t recall why I ordered so much food, but I got $5 off my order, so maybe I was trying to hit a minimum spend of $30. This kept me going for several meals across into the next day, plus my partner ate most of the garlic flatbread.
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/pizza-from-wise-guys-south-melbourne-1024x529.jpeg)
Of these two items, the garlic flatbread stood out as having amazing value and quality. The Mafioso pizza was fine but didn’t stick out in my memory too well. I ordered it knowing I wouldn’t have to share it with anyone, so I went for a pizza with olives and mushrooms as I don’t really get those often. Overall though, I was happy enough with it that I did go back again today.
Something interesting I noticed on the box is that it says “we don’t charge for extras” which had not been the case on Ubereats, but I figured about $1 per extra was very cheap compared to most places anyway.
The second time I had the Donnie Brasco with added bacon, feta and garlic and this time I ordered it through their website. Interestingly when ordering through the website, each extra was also up to $1 each and it only allowed me to add 3 items. Perhaps you have to order over the phone or in-person to get extras added for free or maybe they can’t do that anymore and the boxes need updating. I should have asked when I picked it up.
This pizza though was excellent. The chilli flakes make this pizza quite hot and the added garlic
I like that the pizza base is very thin, which means fewer carbs and more flavour per bite.
Classic Pizza
(Small/medium/Large/medium Gluten Free)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-6-American.png)
American $13/$15/$17/$19
Ingredients: Cheese (Mozza), Herbs, Salami (Spicy), Sliced Tomatoes
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-5-Aussie.png)
Aussie $13/$15/$17/$19
Ingredients: Bacon (Smoked), Cheese (Mozza), Egg, Ham (Shredded)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-3-Capricciosa.png)
Capricciosa $13/$15/$17/$19
Ingredients: Anchovies, Cheese (Mozza), Ham (Shredded), Mushrooms (Button), Olives (Black)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-2-Hawiian.png)
Hawaiian $13/$15/$17/$19
Ingredients: Cheese (Mozza), Ham (Shredded), Pineapple
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-8-Margherita.png)
Margherita $13/$15/$17/$19
Ingredients: Basil, Cheese (Mozza), Sliced Tomatoes
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-7-Mexican.png)
Mexican $13/$15/$17/$19
Ingredients: Capsicum, Cheese (Mozza), Chilli, Olives (Black), Onion, Salami (Spicy), Sliced Tomatoes
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-9-Mushroom.png)
Mushroom $13/$15/$17/$19
Ingredients: Cheese (Mozza), Mushrooms (Button), Sauce (Napoli)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-1-Napolitana.png)
Napolitana $13/$15/$17/$19
Ingredients: Anchovies, Cheese (Mozza), Herbs, Olives (Black), Sliced Tomatoes
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-10-Vegetarian.png)
Vegetarian $13/$15/$17/$19
Ingredients: Capsicum, Cheese (Mozza), Herbs, Mushrooms (Button), Olives (Black), Onion, Pineapple, Sliced Tomatoes
Wise Guys Pizza
(Small/medium/Large/medium Gluten Free)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-18-Butchs-Meat-Treat.png)
Butch’s Meat Treat $14/$16/$18/$20
Ingredients: Bacon (Smoked), Cheese (Mozza), Ham (Shredded), Salami (Spicy), Sauce (BBQ)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-15-Capone.png)
Capone $14/$16/$18/$20
Ingredients: Capsicum, Cheese (Mozza), Olives (Black), Pineapple, Salami (Spicy)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-17-Donnie-Brasco.png)
Donnie Brasco $14/$16/$18/$20
Ingredients: Capsicum, Cheese (Mozza), Chilli, Mushrooms (Button), Salami (Spicy)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-16-Forget-About-It.png)
Forget about it! $14/$16/$18/$20
Ingredients: Bacon, Cheese (Mozza), Pepper (Cracked), Sauce (BBQ), Sauce (Napoli)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-12-Mafioso.png)
Mafioso $14/$16/$18/$20
Ingredients: Cheese (Mozza), Ham (Shredded), Herbs, Mushrooms (Button), Olives (Black), Salami (Spicy)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-13-The-Untouchable.png)
The Untouchable $14/$16/$18/$20
Ingredients: Anchovies, Bacon (Smoked), Capsicum, Cheese (Mozza), Chilli, Egg, Ham (Shredded), Mushrooms (Button), Olives (Black), Onion,
Pepper (Cracked), Pineapple, Salami (Spicy),shrimp
Gourmet Pizza
(Small/medium/Large/medium Gluten Free)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-23-Chicky-Bebe.png)
Chicky Babe $17/$18/$19/$20
Ingredients: Avocado, Cheese (Mozza), Chicken breast, Herbs, Mushrooms (Button), Sauce (Satay)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-14-El-Greco.png)
El Greco $17/$18/$19/$20
Ingredients: Basil, Cheese (Fetta), Cheese (Mozza), Olive Oil, Olives (Black), Sliced Tomatoes
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-22-Gangster-Chicken.png)
Gangster chicken $17/$18/$19/$20
Ingredients: Basil, Cheese (Mozza), Chicken breast, Pineapple, Sauce (BBQ)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-19-Marinara.png)
Marinara $17/$18/$19/$20
Ingredients: Calamari, Cheese (Mozza), Olives (Black), Prawns, Seafood, Sliced Tomatoes
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-11-Prosciutto.png)
Prosciutto $17/$18/$19/$20
Ingredients: Asparagus, Cheese (Fetta), Cheese (Mozza), Herbs, Olives (Black), Prosciutto, Sliced Tomatoes
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-25-Smokin-Salmon.png)
Smokin’ Salmon $17/$18/$19/$20
Ingredients: Capers, Cheese (Mozza), Garlic, Salmon (Smoked), Tomato (Semidried)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-24-Spanakopizza.png)
Spanakopizza $17/$18/$19/$20
Ingredients: Cheese (Mozza), Cheeses (Med mix), Herbs, Spinach
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-10-Vegetarian.png)
Veggie Patch $17/$18/$19/$20
Ingredients: Capsicum, Cheese (Mozza), Eggplant, Olives (Black), Tomato (Semidried), Zucchini
Flat Breads
(Small/medium/Large)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-21-Chilli-Pizza.png)
Chilli Pizza $8/$9/$10
Ingredients: Jalapeno , olives (Black)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-20-Garlic-Herb-Pizza-1.png)
Garlic Pizza $8/$9/$10
Ingredients: Garlic,olive oil,salt(rock)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-20-Garlic-Herb-Pizza.png)
Herb Pizza $8/$9/$10
Ingredients : Herbs, Olive oil
Pasta
(Gnocchi/Spaghetti/Serve/Penne/Beef Tortellini/Fettuccini/Ravioli)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-II-14-Bolognese.png)
Bolognese $15
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-II-6-Calabrese.png)
Calabrese $15
Ingredients: Capsicum, Chilli, Herbs, Olives (Black), Onion, Salami (Spicy), Sauce (Napoli)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-II-16-Carbonara.png)
Carbonara $15
Ingredients: Bacon (Smoked), Cheese (Parmesan), Mushrooms (Button), Onion, Parsley, Pepper (Cracked), Sauce (Cream & Egg)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-II-20-Lasagne.png)
Lasagne $15
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-II-4-Marinara.png)
Marinara $15
Ingredients: Chilli, Garlic, Olive Oil, Parsley, Seafood
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-II-18-Napolitana.png)
Napolitana $15
Ingredients: Cheese (Parmesan), Chilli, Garlic, Parsley, Pepper (Cracked), Sauce (Napoli)
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-II-8-Polo-Avocado.png)
Polo Avocado $15
Ingredients: Avocado, Chicken breast, Mushrooms (Button), Pepper (Cracked), Sauce (Cream), Spring Onions
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-II-1-Polo-Funghi.png)
Polo Funghi $15
Ingredients: Chicken breast, Mushrooms (Button), Pepper (Cracked), Sauce (Cream), Spring Onions
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-II-12-Vegetarian.png)
Vegetarian $15
Ingredients: Herbs, Sauce (Napoli), Vegetables
Mains
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-II-17-Chicken-Alla-Pama.png)
Chicken Alla Parna $20
Crumbed breast of chicken, bacon, mushrooms and
your choice of cream or Napoli sauce. Served with a
salad.
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-II-13-Chicken-Parmiagiana.png)
Chicken Parmiagiana $19
Crumbed breast of chicken, Ham off the Bone,
Mozzarella cheese and Napoli Sauce. Served with a
salad.
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-II-11-Chicken-Schnitzel.png)
Chicken Schnitzel $18
Crispy, pan fried until golden brown. Served with a
salad.
![](https://durhamhouse.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Wise-Guys-II-7-Fried-Calamari.png)
Fried Calamari $18
Crumbed and cooked until Golden Brown served with
Tartar Sauce and Fresh lemon. Served with a salad.
Sides
Beer Battered Chips $7
Served with Tomato,BBQ or Sweet Chilli Sauce $2
Cream Cheese & Chilli Dip $9
Flaming Wings $8
Spicy crumbed with dipping sauce
Garden Salad $8
Assorted leaves, tomatoes, red & green capsicums, cucumbers and red onions
Garlic Bread $4.50
Fresh baked bread with butter and garlic
Greek Salad $9
Fresh greens, tomatoes, spanish onions, black olives, capsicum and fetta cheese
Smoked Eggplant Dip $2
Tzatziki Dip $2
Warm Chicken Salad $10
Mixed greens, cucumbers, avocado, grilled chicken and cracked black pepper.
Wedges $8
With Cajun spices and served with sour cream.
Desserts
Cassata $5
Chocolate Mousse $4
Home made Dark chocolate
Gelati – Lemon $7
Gelato – Baci $7
Gelato – Chocolate $7
Gelato – Strawberry $7
Giandiotto $5
Tartufo $5
Drinks
(600ml bottle/350ml can/1.25l bottle)
Coke Zero $3/$3.50/$5
Coke $3/$3.50/$5
Diet Coke $3/$3.50/$5
Fanta $3/$3.50/$5
Mt Franklin Water $3/$3.50/$5
Sprite $3/$3.50/$5
Booze
Cascade Light $5/$20
Available in single or 6 pack. All booze must be
accompanied with a food order – Limit of 1 bottle of
wine or six pack per order – No alcohol can be left
with minors. Proof of age may be required for pickup
or delivery.
Corona $7/$28
Available in single or 6 pack.
Peroni $7/$28
Available in single or 6 pack.
VB $6/$25
Available in single or 6 pack.
Wine-Red $25
Cabernet Sauvignon – Available in 750ml bottle.
Wikee’ White $27
Sav Blanc – Available in 750ml bottle. .
Heineken $7/$28
Available in single or 6 pack.
Jim Beam $7.50/32
Available in single or 6 pack.